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07/13/2008 Archived Entry: "Phillies Journal - 2008"

Phillies Journal - 2008
by Max Blue
http://maxblue3.tripod.com
maxblue@snip.net

EATON FOLDS EATON FOLDS - AGAIN

Adam Eaton, you boob, how could you do it? Adam Eaton, you boob, how could you do it?
Load the bases then walk the Big Unit. Yield a game-breaking double to Big Unit.
Next, losing all track of what you threw, Your game, friend, is dragging us down,
yield a three-run gut shot to a guy named Drew. loud grumbling heard all over town.
Whether your arm or your head, foes tattoo it. Charlie gave you the ball and you blew it.

Tuesday, May 6, Chase Field, Phoenix, Arizona. Saturday, July 12, 2008. The Bank in Philly.
Arizona 6, Philadelphia 4. Arizona 10, Philadelphia 4.
WP Randy Johnson (2-1), LP Eaton (0-1). WP Randy Johnson (6-7), LP Eaton (3-8)
H Qualls (11), Pena (9). S Lyon (10). HR Reynolds (19), 4th, 2 on.
HR Drew (4), 4th, 2 on. Victorino 2( 4,5), 3rd, 1 on; 5th.


Replies: 1 Comment

Eaton has tried and tried and tried...
And he's the one who keeps getting fried...
It may not be his fault at all...
After all it was Charlie who gave him the ball...

Time after time he keeps getting burned...
You'd think that by now old Charlie has learned...
When Eaton pitches the guys get defensive...
And thier angst keeps them from getting offensive...

To close to the vest and play not to lose...
The posture poor pitching causes to choose...
We know we can win, or hope we don't fall...
Which is it when he has the ball ?

A final notation...
Change the rotation !!!
Send Charlie a letter...
He ought to know better...

Posted by ~jaybird~ @ 07/13/2008 08:09 AM EST

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