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09/01/2006 Archived Entry: "Phillies Journal - 2006"

Phillies Journal - 2006

by Max Blue

http://maxblue3.tripod.com

TOO CRUEL

Too cruel, baseball gods, stop the tease;
a little mercy for long-suffering Phils’ fans, please.
One pitch from the wild-card top,
a ground ball one-hundred bounce hop.
A gut punch; we’re down on our knees.

Ryan Howard (49) team all-time HR champ,
his smile a two hundred-watt amp.
Upper deck in RFK it flew,
tied the game in the fourth but who knew
the bullpen would blow it. Boo hoo.

Thursday, August 31, 2006. RFK Stadium, Washington, D.C.
Washington – 6, Philadelphia – 5 (10 innings).
WP – R. Wagner (2-2). LP – Fultz (3-1), blown save – Rhodes (2), Fultz (1).
HR – Howard (49).

Standing of the Clubs NL East August 1, 2006 September 1, 2006
Team W L GB
New York 63 41 - New York 82 50
Philadelphia 49 55 14 Philadelphia 67 66 15. 5
Florida 49 56 14.5 Florida 65 68 17.5
Atlanta 48 56 15 Atlanta 63 69 19
Washington 48 59 17.5 Washington 56 77 26. 5
NL Wild Card Standings August 1, 2006
Team W L GB
Cincinnati 55 50 - San Diego 68 65
Arizona 54 51 1 Philadelphia 67 66 1
Colorado 51 54 3.5 Cincinnati 67 67 1.5
San Francisco 51 55 4.5 San Francisco 66 68 2.5
Los Angeles 50 55 5 Houston 66 68 2.5
Milwaukee 50 56 5.5 Florida 65 68 3.0
Philadelphia 49 55 5.5 Arizona 64 69 4.0
Atlanta 63 69 4.5

Replies: 2 comments

SPORADIC YANKEE JOURNAL:
SON OF A GUN,LET'S HAVE SOME FUN
....with apolgies to jaybird....

NY IS BASKING IN THE SUN
THESE LAST FEW WEEKS HAVE BEEN FUN
IT HAS BEEN QUITE A RUN
AS WE BEGAN TO STUN
THE SOX WITH ALL WE'VE WON...
WE DID PLUN-
DER
WITH LIGHTNING LIKE THUN-
DER
AS IF WITH A GUN
HITTING THE SOX LIKE A TON
AND KNOCKED THEM ON THEIR BUN..
AND YET WE HAVE JUST BEGUN
TO GO OUT AND TRUN-
DLE
AND PERHAPS EVEN BUN-
GLE
THE BOSTON RED SOX HUN

Posted by OMI @ 09/01/2006 06:14 PM EST

Imagination like dirt...
When the Phillies flirt...
And a loss will hurt...
Charley thinks like a snert...
And brings in a nert...
Who throws like a squirt...
Gives the foes a spurt...
So we lose and desert...
Our chance to alert...
Those ahead with the quirt...
That we're nipping their skirt !!!

Posted by ~jaybird~ @ 09/01/2006 10:32 AM EST

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